Australian Wildlife Fan Pillows

"Jesus..."

Backpack.

This place makes me jumpy...

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Romantic Giraffes

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Frog in the puddles.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

The Salmon Run

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Bear Hugging Season Open

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Eat me"

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Thug life on safari.