Australian Wildlife Fan Mugs

"Jesus..."

Backpack.

This place makes me jumpy...

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Romantic Giraffes

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Frog in the puddles.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

The Salmon Run

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Bear Hugging Season Open

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"Eat me"

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"