Aussie Animal Lover Pillows

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

City Zoo: Day Care

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Copycats

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Hmph. College kids.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Why do they do that?"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Cat box"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Life is for the birds.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'Ahhh...'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Fly Football

Billy. The Kid.

Swan Fairy Tales

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Faster, Georges, faster!