Australian Wildlife Lover Gifts

'...Nadine Dorries has sent you a present from Australia. She said as soon as she saw it she thought of you!'

"I think it's time you left home son!"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Wildlife

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Giraffe Umbrella

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Romantic Giraffes

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Look, a bug!"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Garden Goddess.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"I love this time of day."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"The unlucky lemming"

"Marco ..."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

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Koala