Australian Nature Admirer Pillows

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

Grace For Flies

Life is for the birds.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Swan Fairy Tales

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Romantic Giraffes

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

A mother and baby elephant

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Snow flake

Where Indian ink came from.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Relaxing in the Sun

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

No littering...

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"