Aussie Spirit Gifts

Man at Optometrists and reading an eye chart that spells out 'AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI OI OI OI'..

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"The Just Me Band"

Belief and Trust.

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

The Mainstream

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

Vacation Mobile

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"You idiots … we lost!"

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

Football tournament fever during office hours.

Fun with Ned-Ball.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IV