Adventure Spirit Gifts

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

Notice in desert - Wrong Cartoon Ahead

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The fate of the emigrant

The experienced backpacker.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Cat box"

Easter Island legs

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

You Are Here

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Beach con-man.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Desert Island Meals.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Bite out of fishing pier.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Transylvanian backpackers.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'