Audit Ritualist Gifts

"most of you have met Higgins. He'll be helping us prepare for the upcoming audit."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Loofah Lady

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

IRS Audit Section

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

"Carpe De Revenue!"

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

Monster under the bed.

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

"You're being audited. Are you nervous?"

When accountants carry out dawn raids.

Audit of Losses

'It's a bet - If I don't take this next one down, I owe you a hundred bucks.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

Do you kneel to pray in church? No, we stand up for our rites.

"I just knew we had something in common: me, a vulture and you, auditing Carillion."

"Can they tell I cheated on my taxes?"

"About your self employed expenses, do you do anything purely for pleasure?"

"Oh boy, am I never glad to see you."

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'