Audit Ritualist Pillows

"most of you have met Higgins. He'll be helping us prepare for the upcoming audit."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Loofah Lady

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

IRS Audit Section

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

Monster under the bed.

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

"You're being audited. Are you nervous?"

When accountants carry out dawn raids.

"I just knew we had something in common: me, a vulture and you, auditing Carillion."

'It's a bet - If I don't take this next one down, I owe you a hundred bucks.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

"About your self employed expenses, do you do anything purely for pleasure?"

"Can they tell I cheated on my taxes?"

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'