Office Ritualist Gifts

"most of you have met Higgins. He'll be helping us prepare for the upcoming audit."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

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"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

Loofah Lady

"Great coffee, Carole."

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

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"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

"Take me to your barista."

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

'How long has what been going on?'

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

Three witches standing around a carafe in a coffee machine, waiting for it to fill

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Eye Opener

"I'm prescribing your husband a double dose of malt whiskey, to be taken twice every evening."

Grinds

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."