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Cave Paintings Audio Guide

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Our visit to the flan factory.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Jester Surgeon

Ghostship

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

The Month of August

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

'...all I have to do is pee on cue.'

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

Bernard Hinault

Dirty Grazing.

Earth seen from Space (restricted view).

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

Umpire Gridgely's habit of embellishing his decisions with Shakespearean quotes was starting to annoy the players.

Countess