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Cave Paintings Audio Guide

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Our visit to the flan factory.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

Jester Surgeon

Ghostship

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Chris Froome

Meryl Streep

The Month of August

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

'...all I have to do is pee on cue.'

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

"When you said you were high up in the the music business..."

Sir Elton John

Leonard Bernstein

'It's your father. He says he's joining Bob Dylan's never ending tour.'

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

Bernard Hinault

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

Tour de France champ Gregory LeMond.

Tour de France champ Octave Lapize

Countess

Umpire Gridgely's habit of embellishing his decisions with Shakespearean quotes was starting to annoy the players.

Earth seen from Space (restricted view).

Dirty Grazing.