Audacity Enthusiast Gifts

Department of Pure Unadulturated Chutzpah

Horse-guard telling a boy not to hang about.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"Tong!"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Music producers.

Subwoofer

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

One-man band rehearsal.

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"Brat"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The dream works when the team works!

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Ralph Stanley

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"Turn down the bass."

"Romance"

Music Freak.

"Is there an audio edition?"

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'