Audacity Enthusiast Gifts

Department of Pure Unadulturated Chutzpah

Horse-guard telling a boy not to hang about.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"Tong!"

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Music producers.

Subwoofer

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"Brat"

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The dream works when the team works!

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Turn down the bass."

"Romance"

Music Freak.

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

Chain and Ball music player.