Auction Site Explorer T-Shirts

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

At the market

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

"You get one every time you order something online."

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

Caveman to business partner selling rocks: 'Maybe we should diversify into sticks.'

Pick & Buy Online.

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

Calls of the Wild: Moose Call, Coyote Call and Margin Call.

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

'Maybe that will teach you not to buy a manure spreader without seeing it first.'

Stock Market Adventure

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

'Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back on eBay.'

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"