Auction Attendance Gifts

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

E-Baying @ The Moon

Invisible clothes

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

'Enough EBAY already!'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

'It sold for how much!'

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

'Maybe that will teach you not to buy a manure spreader without seeing it first.'

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

Paddlithic Period

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

The cat had figured out how to work Ebay.

On some of the paintings my right brain says they're good art, but my left brain says they're bad investments. On others, my right brain says they're bad art, but my left brain says they're good investments.

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Homeowners.

'What am I bid for these genuine Queen Anne legs?'

'His goal is Sotheby's or Christies as a backup.'

'Mom, I sold everything on E-Bay.'

Auction parking: Winners/Losers