Auction Attendance Gifts

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

E-Baying @ The Moon

Invisible clothes

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

'Enough EBAY already!'

'It sold for how much!'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

'Maybe that will teach you not to buy a manure spreader without seeing it first.'

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

Ebaying at the moon.

Paddlithic Period

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

The cat had figured out how to work Ebay.

On some of the paintings my right brain says they're good art, but my left brain says they're bad investments. On others, my right brain says they're bad art, but my left brain says they're good investments.

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Homeowners.

'Mom, I sold everything on E-Bay.'

"... And how much am I bid for this set of, John McEnroe's golf clubs?"

'Hold on, don't open it! I just sold it at a profit on eBay.'

'What am I bid for these genuine Queen Anne legs?'

'His goal is Sotheby's or Christies as a backup.'