Attitude Exploration T-Shirts

'Your glass is half full!'

Glass Explorters: Half Full and Half Empty.

Half full. Optimist. Half empty. Pessimist. Pragmatist.

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Face the Music Tavern - Formerly The Free Spirit.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

The Three Kinds of People

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Mood Swings.

"Hell: The Airport"

"Would you describe the pain everyone else causes you as dull and throbbing or sharp like a knife?"

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

The Surly Yoof

You're only young once but apparently there's no limit on childish. (Published originally on January 15, 2008.)

"Half-full. Those were the days."

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

'My work is based on a version of the truth, but I believe the truth to be fluid...'

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

"Mother believed in tough love. She was always there for me when I needed a cold shoulder to cry on."

'Actually, what makes you think I suffer from insufficiency syndrome?'

'An OPTIMIST thinks that we're moving towards the best of all possible worlds - a PESSIMIST thinks that we've already arrived.'

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

'She taught me that copping an attitude will get you everything.'

"Is your glass half full with windfall profits, or half empty with a capital gains problem?"

Happy Hour

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

'I love your 'never-say-never' attitude, but we never hired you.'

Whatever

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"