Attitude Exploration Gifts

'Your glass is half full!'

Glass Explorters: Half Full and Half Empty.

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Face the Music Tavern - Formerly The Free Spirit.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

The Three Kinds of People

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Mood Swings.

"Hell: The Airport"

"Would you describe the pain everyone else causes you as dull and throbbing or sharp like a knife?"

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

The Surly Yoof

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'My work is based on a version of the truth, but I believe the truth to be fluid...'

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

"Mother believed in tough love. She was always there for me when I needed a cold shoulder to cry on."

'Actually, what makes you think I suffer from insufficiency syndrome?'

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

'An OPTIMIST thinks that we're moving towards the best of all possible worlds - a PESSIMIST thinks that we've already arrived.'

'She taught me that copping an attitude will get you everything.'

"Is your glass half full with windfall profits, or half empty with a capital gains problem?"

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

Whatever

Happy Hour

'I love your 'never-say-never' attitude, but we never hired you.'

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"

'How to Make Total and Humiliating Failure Work for YOU!'

Amy hatten men who were naan committal.

'On the contrary, your glass is half full.'