Anxiety Exploration Gifts

Butterflies look at a 'You Are Here' map in a stomach.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Hell: The Airport"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Pencil eraser."

Neurotics in the tropics

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Hypochondria Hospital

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

Lover's leap and Infatuation leap.

"You call that worrying?"

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

Mind Island

If I'm a hypochondriac, what does that make YOU?

From the tournament of neuroses parade

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."