Phobia Exploration Gifts

Snake.

"Well, it's not the crawling through dark and dirty places that freaks me out: it's the cobwebs..."

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Dead Funny

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"Pencil eraser."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

I riry hay oey oo ah eh-eh! We'll never cure your fear of dentists if you keep talking like that.

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

"No, I'm scarier."

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

Dr Rimbone suffered terribly from 'Dentist's Block'.

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

"No, a fear of snakes is not unusual, but in your case..."

"I'm puzzled as to why we're not making much progress on your seventies-phobia."

Psychiatry. It's funny. You're a germaphobe and the last patient on that couch has a phobia about soap!