Phobia Exploration Gifts

Snake.

"Well, it's not the crawling through dark and dirty places that freaks me out: it's the cobwebs..."

Dead Funny

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"Pencil eraser."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"No, I'm scarier."

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

Dr Rimbone suffered terribly from 'Dentist's Block'.

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

"No, a fear of snakes is not unusual, but in your case..."

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

"I'm puzzled as to why we're not making much progress on your seventies-phobia."

'Boy I freak out when slimy things touch my feet...'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'