Fear And Phobia Explorer Gifts

'It's only a game of Snake and Ladders, Gillian.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Dead Funny

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

Free-Floating Anxiety

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

"Pencil eraser."

Reflection (with bubbles)

Don't Take No For an Answer

"You call that worrying?"

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

Because his educational background had not included training in psychology...

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"I've got to go now. I've got patients of my own to see."

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

"My main worry is my anxiety."

Things that scare Jimmy

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

DNA Analysis

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'