Fear And Phobia Explorer Gifts

'It's only a game of Snake and Ladders, Gillian.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Dead Funny

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"Pencil eraser."

Don't Take No For an Answer

Reflection (with bubbles)

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

Because his educational background had not included training in psychology...

"I've got to go now. I've got patients of my own to see."

"You call that worrying?"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

"My main worry is my anxiety."

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

Things that scare Jimmy

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

DNA Analysis

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."