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Butterflies look at a 'You Are Here' map in a stomach.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Hell: The Airport"

Hypochondria Hospital

"Pencil eraser."

Neurotics in the tropics

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"You call that worrying?"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

Mind Island

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'