Leisure Anxiety Explorer T-Shirts

Someone is always trying to force me to have more fun in my life phobia: 'Can you recommend someplace where nothing is expected of us? Wilbur can't stand pleasure of any sort.'

Free-Floating Anxiety

Interpretive napping

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"Life's a lot less stressful now if I take a couple of hours off and go into the office."

Neurotics in the tropics

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Hell: The Airport"

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"You call that worrying?"

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

Agoraphobic Explorer

Closed system: Worry-powered TV set.

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

From the tournament of neuroses parade

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

'Well, you're not a hypochondriac, you only THINK you're a hypochondriac!'

If I'm a hypochondriac, what does that make YOU?

I find it removes much of the stress of my job.

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

What's that? - 'I've written a list of my anxieties.' - 'To help you tackle them 'head on'?' - 'Err... not exactly.' - 'To help put things in perspective?' - 'I just like writing lists, really.' -