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Someone is always trying to force me to have more fun in my life phobia: 'Can you recommend someplace where nothing is expected of us? Wilbur can't stand pleasure of any sort.'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Interpretive napping

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Hell: The Airport"

Neurotics in the tropics

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"Life's a lot less stressful now if I take a couple of hours off and go into the office."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"You call that worrying?"

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

Agoraphobic Explorer

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

From the tournament of neuroses parade

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

I find it removes much of the stress of my job.

If I'm a hypochondriac, what does that make YOU?

Closed system: Worry-powered TV set.

'Well, you're not a hypochondriac, you only THINK you're a hypochondriac!'

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."