Attention Divergent Pillows

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

'I know the fire's in the kitchen, but that program just irks the hell out of me.'

Media Whore Raceway.

'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'

'Your attention span is not very long.'

One person's word balloon goes in one ear and out the other of the other person's ears.

"I need a hug."

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'

Follow Me!

"It keeps people from falling asleep during meetings."

'It's about your son's low attention span,,,'

"The hardest thing about being a youth pastor is keeping my sermons to 140 characters or less."

"I pretend to pay attention by putting my face in screensaver mode."

'Create excitement in your life! Paparazzi for hire!'

Running coast to coast for attention.

"I'd give up all that social media in exchange for continuous applause."

Modern Attention Spans

"What does that one look like to you?"

"Shh, listen! The sound of my voice."

Bookworm misses the nuclear explosion behind him.

'I think you'll find that I'm a very good listener.'

'Demanding attention again, do we?'