Attention Magnet Pillows

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"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

Something tells me his current firm aren't going to be happy to let him go!

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

As Seen On TV

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

'Seriously folks...'

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

'I had a terrible day. . . but the money was good.'

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

Media Whore Raceway.

"I give all new teachers the same advice. First you have to get the attention of the class. Can you quack like a duck or juggle two books in the air?"

'Your attention span is not very long.'

'Yeah. It was a good day.'

'Ever just feel it's going to be a great day?'

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

Business Greed.

"That's what I like about the stock market - it's all about money!"

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

Dalai Lama

"Your challenge is to present our complex project to people that have an 11 second attention span."

'I was just passing by when I smelled money.'

"If we're learning about multitasking, why does she need our 'undivided attention?'"

'Now that's extreme sport!'

'And then it came to me out of the blue--I could quit while I was ahead!'

"It keeps people from falling asleep during meetings."

"You were happy when you were making a lot of money. Maybe THAT'S what you should be doing."