Menu Magnet Pillows

Would sir like something from the bar? MENU. How should I know? Me, I'll have a brewski.

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Party time.

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Fast Food Menu Selections

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

National Coffee Day

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

"....and hold the garlic."

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"If Sinatra had eaten here he'd have loved it."

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

'Physical or Social Science?'

What's the insect de jour?

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"How 'local' is the fish?"