Attending Soccer Camp Gifts

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Football Fans

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Support Group for a Good Problem

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Building a Shelter

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Remember to lash from the outside!

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

'What were you sent up for?'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

'The 'most improved player of the year award' or the 'you don't suck as much as you did last year award' goes to...'

Nobody likes a smore loser

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Creepy Camp Stories.

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"This camp had better have a power port!"

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"