'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'
Attending A Dating Event Pillows
Add comfort and humor with our dating-related pillows. Great for cozying up after a night out or as a playful reminder of new romantic adventures.
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.
'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'
Sloaney Pony.
"May I have this arythmic flail?"
Life is for the birds.
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."
"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."
"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"
Romance
"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"
"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"
Speed Dating for Turtles
So Close..
"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"
Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con
I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.
"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"
Right click for yes...
"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."
"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."
'Cow in love'
"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."
"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."
Why we need poetry. . .
Carbon Dating.
"She's in a conversationally induced coma."
"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."
'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'
"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."
"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."
"Call me?"
"Do you mind?"
Attending A Dating Event Pillows Collection
Attending A Dating Event Mugs
Discover our collection of dating event mugs, featuring witty and charming designs that make every coffee break a moment of smile and encouragement.
Attending A Dating Event Prints
Decorate your space with our vibrant prints celebrating new love journeys—ideal for inspiring confidence and a sense of adventure.
Attending A Dating Event T-Shirts
Explore our playful t-shirts designed for dating adventures. They’re perfect for making a good impression or adding some humor to your wardrobe.