Atomic Humor Fan Pillows

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The Brothers Grime

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Dog in casino.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Beer Parasol.

Winter Weather.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'