Industrial Humor Fan Pillows

'Reminds me, my urologist said there's something wrong with my plumbing.'

'Can you hear me in the back rows?'

'Then we'll just mark it 'Do not shake well before using.''

Forklift truck

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'You forgot the product label.'

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

Satis Factory Tour

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have any on the job experience?'

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

'I think I've got a screw loose.'

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

"We know how to treat old or stubborn workers. After all, this is a dog food factory."

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

"What we need is a union."

Dog urinating on tree on the back of a lorry

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

Men resting.

'You're being replaced by a machine...But at least it's an American-made machine.'

Robot's Coffee Break.

'Why does the U.S. government have one vice president and this corporation has four?'

Awareness!...

"And this, gentlemen, is what one of our typical American workers looks before he gets fired!"

"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."

'Sure, we can keep the floors clean. Well just use the stuff we bleach the flour with.'

Say No To Crack.

'I see that the new foreman has already left an impression on you.'

"So, that's twenty seven breakfast rolls, sixteen bacon sandwiches. . ."

'I did it at the skill centre'

"Soak your nuts in acetone every day for a week, and it should clear up as good as new."