Atm Trekker Gifts

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"You're doing great - keep it up."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

'Uh, we do have tenure, don't well?

'Go to Daddy!'

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'Today in Money Management class we learned the value of locating the nearest ATM.'

Saving for Winter.

The Cash Pointer Sisters

Bird Lays Eggs in Climber's Helmet.

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

'We have to shorten all depot platforms, we misconvernted inches into centimeters and designed the train too wide.'

'It says that the slowdown in the rise of tax increases is lagging behind, whatever that means.'

Champagne area.

To complete your withdrawal, select denomination. $20's $10's Heads Tails

"Honey ... let’s never ... ever ... do this ... again."

Mountaintop Dessert

Fiscal projections on the spreadsheet of life.

'Is it out of order or out of money?'

Please Deposit $.50 For The Return Of Your ATM Card.

'This is going to take me a while.'

"Hey, you're not my Joey!"

"Wipe the treadmill after you've been stampeding!"

Forget The Diet And Bake Zum Pies!

'Albert's helping the environment...he recycles his bike to work every day!'