Athletic Support Group Gifts

'I warned you not to quit steroids cold turkey, or something like this would happen.'

"Our war is against cancer."

Support group for sheep.

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

Courage. Love.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Aging Support Group

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days."

'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.'

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Accident-Prone Support Group.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

Football Blockers.

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"It's like every year my fear gets a little worse."

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

Dyslexics Support Group - "My Wife Doesn't rnstand me."