Athletic Kids Pillows

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

I like the Jets...I guess

Football Fans

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

Hockey Season.

Exercising

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Multisports

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

"They've been playing Big Brother again"

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

"Oh, Julius, look! It's the first robin!"