Athletic Kids Pillows

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

I like the Jets...I guess

Football Fans

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Hockey Season.

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

Exercising

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Multisports

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

"They've been playing Big Brother again"

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

Just as he was about to be annihilated, Dirk makes an amazing discovery,

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."