Athletic Comic Pillows

Tennis players.

Alternative fielding positions

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"How should we divide the teams?"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

Football Violence

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

Stork doing weight training.

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

C'mon, give him the old 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 combo.

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

I love hockey!

"You're going to have to get rid of that uniform."

'That was strike three, Caldwell! Let him go! You're only make things harder on yourself!'

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'Harold has a difficult time accepting constructive criticism.'

'... Bailey, squashed. Monroe, legs ripped off. Gutierrez,squashed. Sengelmann, squashed. Binegar, legs ripped off...'

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

'This should be interesting.'

'The ligaments in both legs are torn to shreds. However, the drumsticks, thighs, wings and breasts should still be fine... either baked or fried.'

'OK, don't listen to me. Brush him back from the plate...'

'Fetch the poison bait! The gym rats are back!'

'And in lane four, representing Battersea Dogs Home...'