Athletic Comic Prints

Tennis players.

Pete Sampras

Alternative fielding positions

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"How should we divide the teams?"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

Football Violence

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

Stork doing weight training.

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

C'mon, give him the old 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 combo.

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

Dog playing tennis with mouse instead of tennis ball.

Football anagrams(Did vain goal.). Answer: David Ginola.

I love hockey!

"You're going to have to get rid of that uniform."

Ernie spins the expert's analysis of his boxing skills. He noted that I have great footwork! No, he said you're always "running for your life." I was praised for my courage, never "ducking" an opponent. He meant you're easy to hit. I'm most proud of being described as an artist in the ring. BAM. Actually, he said Ernie "spends a lot of time on the canvas."

Heimlich's other lesser known maneuver.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day.'

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'Harold has a difficult time accepting constructive criticism.'

'... Bailey, squashed. Monroe, legs ripped off. Gutierrez,squashed. Sengelmann, squashed. Binegar, legs ripped off...'

'That was strike three, Caldwell! Let him go! You're only make things harder on yourself!'

'This should be interesting.'

'The ligaments in both legs are torn to shreds. However, the drumsticks, thighs, wings and breasts should still be fine... either baked or fried.'

'OK, don't listen to me. Brush him back from the plate...'

'Fetch the poison bait! The gym rats are back!'