Astronomy Advocate Gifts

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"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Alien David statue

North Pole

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

The star hunters

Marry me astronaut

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

Save Mars

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

Water divining Mars

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

Aurora

God creating the galaxy.

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

It takes more than imminent danger to convince a true skeptic!

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

"As usual, you're confusing your right to have an opinion with having your opinion respected."

Solar Range.

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

Astronaut

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

"Why am I the BUTT of every joke?"