Astronomy Advocate Gifts

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Alien David statue

North Pole

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Marry me astronaut

The star hunters

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Save Mars

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Water divining Mars

God creating the galaxy.

Aurora

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

It takes more than imminent danger to convince a true skeptic!

"Oh, don't worry, we just find this planet hilarious."

Solar Range.

"Another fly-over planet."

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

Astronaut

Where Meteorites Come From. Ahh-choo!

They just found two more dark moons around Uranus. Are you winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke? No, they really do think they found two new moons there. Kind of suspicious, if you ask me. As long as I can remember, Uranus had 27 moons, and the Solar System had 9 planets, including Pluto. Now those numbers change all the time. Next thing you know, they'll be telling us we have to Uranuses. Yeah ... pretty sure you're winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke.