Astrology Adventurer Gifts

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"Needs to get a life"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Planting by the Moon.

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Do you have an appointment?"

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Halo Frisbee.

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Show off."

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

'Horoscope, stay indoors and keep your mouth shut.' 'So, no dentist.'