Astrological Adventurer Gifts

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Needs to get a life"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Astral Projection

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Halo Frisbee.

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"Do you have an appointment?"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'This is way better than a litter box.'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"Show off."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."