Astrological Adventurer Prints

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Needs to get a life"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Halo Frisbee.

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Show off."

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'