Astrology Admirer Gifts

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

Uranus always gets a bad rap. Tap tap tap tap tap. What do you mean, dorkboy? I mean, no matter how mature people think they are, they always, always want to chuckle when they say "Uranus." Come on, Sadie. You know you want to smirk, even if it's in secret. What if I told you Uranus is slightly bigger than Neptune? Not chuckling! Uranus is always the butt of the joke.

"I may well be a Gemini, but I am also a Taurus-rising!"

Sagittarius/archer

"Hello, what's your sign?"

"According to your horoscope today is a good day to change the habits of a lifetime."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

The star hunters

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Planting by the Moon.

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'Horoscope, stay indoors and keep your mouth shut.' 'So, no dentist.'

Save Mars

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'We're an equal opportunity employer and we do not discriminate against sex, race, religion, age, or astrological sign.'

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

The Inner Dog.

'Fortune telling/retirement planning'

"We're not compatible. I'm a Virgo and your an idiot..."

"So, what is your star sign?"

God creating the galaxy.

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"