Astrology Admirer Gifts

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

"I may well be a Gemini, but I am also a Taurus-rising!"

Sagittarius/archer

"Hello, what's your sign?"

"According to your horoscope today is a good day to change the habits of a lifetime."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

The star hunters

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Planting by the Moon.

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'Horoscope, stay indoors and keep your mouth shut.' 'So, no dentist.'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Save Mars

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'We're an equal opportunity employer and we do not discriminate against sex, race, religion, age, or astrological sign.'

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

The Inner Dog.

'Fortune telling/retirement planning'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"We're not compatible. I'm a Virgo and your an idiot..."

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

Monster Horrorscopes

God creating the galaxy.

Aurora

You will awake to discover a dream come true.