Astro-politician Gifts

'First we take New Hampshire then we colonise the Moon!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Israeli leader Ariel Sharon, pose one

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

Karl Marx

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

"I'd like to explore the futures market."

'My client was hit by space junk...we need to know who in the world is responsible so we can sue!'

"Romance beckons, don't hold back, adventure awaits, Pisces in picture..."

"According to my readings the moon really is made of cheese. Judging by its consistency, I think we've landed in Brie!!"

"Jupiter is in the Ram, which is bad news for the 17.23."

MONKEYS OF NAGORNO-KARABAKH

Europe seeking Russian help.

"Look, told ya – it’s a Romney poster!"

Why we only see one side of the moon

Charles Sumner Accuses President Grant of Nepotism

War Room

The Panjdeh Incident, Afghanistan

'Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, scissors cut paper, so I get to teach Poli. Sci.'

"We Europeans must finally take responsibility for ourselves! Tomorrow we replace the damn US-made sat nav!"

Israeli/Palestine Negotiations