Astro-politician Mugs

'First we take New Hampshire then we colonise the Moon!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Israeli leader Ariel Sharon, pose one

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

Precisely Inprecise

Awkward

Flashpoint: Arctic!

Karl Marx

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

'My client was hit by space junk...we need to know who in the world is responsible so we can sue!'

"I'd like to explore the futures market."

"According to my readings the moon really is made of cheese. Judging by its consistency, I think we've landed in Brie!!"

MONKEYS OF NAGORNO-KARABAKH

"Romance beckons, don't hold back, adventure awaits, Pisces in picture..."

"Jupiter is in the Ram, which is bad news for the 17.23."

'Bugger!'

Europe seeking Russian help.

Charles Sumner Accuses President Grant of Nepotism

War Room

Why we only see one side of the moon

"Look, told ya – it’s a Romney poster!"

The Panjdeh Incident, Afghanistan

Israeli/Palestine Negotiations

'Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, scissors cut paper, so I get to teach Poli. Sci.'