Astro-believers Mugs

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Water divining Mars

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

Only in the newspapers.

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

Aliens watch movie featuring human invaders.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'My client was hit by space junk...we need to know who in the world is responsible so we can sue!'

"I'd like to explore the futures market."

The Dark Side of the Moon.

Man sun bathing from Earth to the Sun

"Jupiter is in the Ram, which is bad news for the 17.23."

'And our star signs are perfectly compatible!'

"Romance beckons, don't hold back, adventure awaits, Pisces in picture..."

'...and according to our star signs we're perfectly matched!'

"According to my readings the moon really is made of cheese. Judging by its consistency, I think we've landed in Brie!!"

Why we only see one side of the moon

"Too controversial. Let's run a picture of another dry river bed."

Lonely alien on a deserted asteroid.