Astro Buff Pillows

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'My piles are bad, but hardly a disaster.'

Aries/ram

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Not now, Oliver."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Dog Howling the Moon way

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Water divining Mars

Glimpses One Dollar

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Asteroid Bennu

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

'Where did you leave the ship?'

Prepare Enter The Wormhole!

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

Only in the newspapers.

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'I hear that earthlings have finished their space shuttle program. I hope they don't make it here. It would destroy proprty values.'

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

Mars Rover

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

'My client was hit by space junk...we need to know who in the world is responsible so we can sue!'