Astro Buff Pillows

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'My piles are bad, but hardly a disaster.'

Aries/ram

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Not now, Oliver."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Dog Howling the Moon way

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Glimpses One Dollar

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

Asteroid Bennu

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

'Where did you leave the ship?'

Water divining Mars

Prepare Enter The Wormhole!

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

'I hear that earthlings have finished their space shuttle program. I hope they don't make it here. It would destroy proprty values.'

Only in the newspapers.

Mars Rover

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

"Your gut bacteria may change from living in space."