Zodiac Buff Pillows

"I forgot to ask you - what's your sign?"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Not now, Oliver."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."

Glimpses One Dollar

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

Asteroid Bennu

Year of the Rat

'I'm not experienced, but I have a PhD in Byzantine history.'

"So, what is your star sign?"

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

'I hear that earthlings have finished their space shuttle program. I hope they don't make it here. It would destroy proprty values.'

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

Mars Rover

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'I'm a Pisces.'

"It's my New Year!"

'Look Zork, those damn kids are 'Earthing' us!'

"So tell me what's your sign?"

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."