Astro-baker Gifts

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"One year closer to college!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"We evolved from asteroids"

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

Patissier

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

Scales

The Remote Olympics

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Water divining Mars

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

She found baking helped enormously.

I Bake. Deal with it.

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

"Your gut bacteria may change from living in space."

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

Only in the newspapers.

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

'It's Howard Schultz calling. Does newly discovered planet Kepler 186F have an atmosphere suitable for a starbucks.'

Pandemic Orphans

"I'd like to explore the futures market."

There's leftover apple crisp! Whoever finishes it up, please clean the baking dish. Hey! It's not finished!!

"Why would space aliens save the human race?"

'Today's horoscope...Uranus is shining brightly and you'll have a chance encounter with a Leo...Huh!...what a load of mumbo jumbo'

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else