Astro-baker T-Shirts

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"One year closer to college!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"We evolved from asteroids"

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Patissier

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

Scales

Water divining Mars

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

The Remote Olympics

She found baking helped enormously.

I Bake. Deal with it.

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

Only in the newspapers.

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

"I'd like to explore the futures market."

"Why would space aliens save the human race?"

'It's Howard Schultz calling. Does newly discovered planet Kepler 186F have an atmosphere suitable for a starbucks.'

Pandemic Orphans

'Today's horoscope...Uranus is shining brightly and you'll have a chance encounter with a Leo...Huh!...what a load of mumbo jumbo'

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

'Want to help make cupcakes for your school Halloween party?'