Astro Humorist T-Shirts

Let their personality shine with witty celestial quotes and jokes on T-shirts designed for astro humorists who love to laugh about the universe.

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"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here." mockup

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

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Here Was Peter

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"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house." mockup

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

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'Houston, I'm prepared to land...' mockup

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

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"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!" mockup

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

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"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!" mockup

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

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'I don't remember predetermining THAT!' mockup

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

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God Sneezes Out Creation

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"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again." mockup

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

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'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!' mockup

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

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'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?' mockup

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

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"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!" mockup

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

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Clown God

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"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far." mockup

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

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'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...' mockup

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

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Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky. mockup

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

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Water is discovered on the moon.... mockup

Water is discovered on the moon....

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"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?" mockup

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

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"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!" mockup

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

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'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'It's all done with computer animation now.' mockup

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

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"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!" mockup

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

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Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray. mockup

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

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"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne" mockup

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

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"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!" mockup

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

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'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.' mockup

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

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'Those are the Divinity students.' mockup

'Those are the Divinity students.'

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"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire." mockup

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

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"Shall we put it in play?"

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"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before." mockup

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

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Mars Rover

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Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

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'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.' mockup

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

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"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?" mockup

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

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"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!" mockup

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

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Astro Humorist T-Shirts Collection

Astro Humorist Mugs

Explore our mugs collection for astro humorists and find funny, space-themed coffee cups that make mornings more humorous and bright.

Astro Humorist Pillows

Find humorous astro-themed pillows that bring cosmic comedy to their lounging and relax moments.

Astro Humorist Prints

Browse our space-themed prints with witty sayings that add a funny, cosmic touch to their home or office décor.