Astro-trader T-Shirts

Discover fun, space-inspired t-shirts for your astro-trader friend—perfect for showcasing their love of celestial trading adventures with humor and style.

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"I'd like to explore the futures market."

"I'd like to explore the futures market." mockup

"I'd like to explore the futures market."

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"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?" mockup

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

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"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here." mockup

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

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"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth." mockup

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

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"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!" mockup

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

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"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!" mockup

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

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"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense." mockup

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

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It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like! mockup

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

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'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,' mockup

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

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'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!' mockup

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

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"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

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NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!' mockup

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

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'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

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Asteroid Bennu

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'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

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Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about... mockup

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

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Water divining Mars

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It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner. mockup

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

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"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house." mockup

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

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A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women. mockup

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

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'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.' mockup

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

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Only in the newspapers.

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'It's Howard Schultz calling. Does newly discovered planet Kepler 186F have an atmosphere suitable for a starbucks.'

'It's Howard Schultz calling. Does newly discovered planet Kepler 186F have an atmosphere suitable for a starbucks.' mockup

'It's Howard Schultz calling. Does newly discovered planet Kepler 186F have an atmosphere suitable for a starbucks.'

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'My client was hit by space junk...we need to know who in the world is responsible so we can sue!'

'My client was hit by space junk...we need to know who in the world is responsible so we can sue!' mockup

'My client was hit by space junk...we need to know who in the world is responsible so we can sue!'

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The Dark Side of the Moon.

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". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

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