
It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!
Searching for a thoughtful gift for the astro-farmer with a passion for both the stars and the soil? Our collection brings together space-themed humor and farm-inspired charm, making it ideal for those who love to cultivate their dreams and explore the universe simultaneously. Whether they’re tending to crops or contemplating the cosmos, find something that sparks their imagination and brings a smile to their face.
It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!
"I think the ants are mooning me again."
"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"
"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."
Planting by the Moon.
Niche Extracurriculars
Asteroid Bennu
Water divining Mars
'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'
It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.
The good news is that the 'Cow-Ray' has done minimal damge to the ship, captain!...
Only in the newspapers.
"Your gut bacteria may change from living in space."
Tractor Art
Dept. de Philosophie
I lactate, therefore I am.
Learning.
"I'd like to explore the futures market."
". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."
"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."
'With all due respect for your horoscope, Mr. Jones, the outlook for wheat this year is ... '
Scarecrow Painting
'Sales are really up now that the vacation months are here.'
"Jupiter is in the Ram, which is bad news for the 17.23."
Man sun bathing from Earth to the Sun
Why we only see one side of the moon
'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'
Welcome to our own tiny slice of International Spacestation!
"Too controversial. Let's run a picture of another dry river bed."
Lonely alien on a deserted asteroid.
Gardening Angel: MANNA.
"I think my 5 years of astronaut training might have been a bit of a waste."
"See anything?"
Barry shows off his new woodchuck farm.
'First we take New Hampshire then we colonise the Moon!'
Explore our collection of space-themed and farm-inspired mugs to find the perfect astro-farmer gift that brightens every morning.
Discover cozy pillows with cosmic farm motifs to add a whimsical touch to any home or garden space, perfect for the astro-farmer in your life.
Browse vibrant art prints that bring the universe and farmland together, ideal for inspiring and decorating the astro-farmer’s space.
Find fun and creative t-shirts that combine your astro-farmer’s love for the universe and agriculture for a look that’s both clever and comfortable.