Astral Projection Hobbyist Gifts

Astral slide projection

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Alien David statue

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Marry me astronaut

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Astral Projection

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

Water divining Mars

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

Mel Hoffman - Attorney TO the stars.

God creating the galaxy.

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).